A new day haaaaaas begun!

Celine Dion
Our cries for help have been heard and answered by Canada’s angel, Celine Dion. After hearing word that our nation’s almost-capital was having trouble bringing acts to the newly built entertainment centre, Celine has taken it upon herself to set the bar for other acts.

The date is yet to be announced but rumour has it the Quebecois songstress will be bringing her Second Chances tour to Kingston for one night only this summer.

Celine’s people announced that the French goddess heard the news of our cancellations and immediately felt it was “a shame that such a lovely building should go unused.” Celine’s representatives say “she feels it is her duty as a Canadian to help the government in Kingston prove itself right, despite the arguments that surrounded the construction of this new establishment.”

This helping hand from Celine has already stirred the interest of other acts such as Green Day, The Rolling Stones and now even Paul and Ringo are talking reunion. Our hearts will go on!

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